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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via moistbottom)

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blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

(via svveden)

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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usa-nglophile:

LOUIS DIDN’T EVEN LIKE TATTOOS AND HE HAS HARRY’S LIFE ALL UP ON HIS ARMS. NO WAIT. I’M SORRY. ARM. BECAUSE THERE IS A BLANK ARM. JUST LIKE HARRY. BLANK. ARM.

(via gaybans)

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humansofnewyork:

"She got pregnant with another man, then asked me to be the godfather."

(via ickno)

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deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via wimpynoodle)

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